Thank you, sir.

whoever invented these guys. thanx. I am currently eating them regularly, and they make large amounts of pain tolerable. seriously, it was a shocker to have the epidural removed after 4 days, and oxycondone is gettin this kid thru. i stupidly forgot to play my own nurse and went to bed w/out setting the alarm to take more last night and woke up in a cold sweat...but we've got it all fig'd out now, and i'm rocking it. feeling surprisingly cheeky today, and the day to day improvements are seriously amazing. The human body is inspiring. As is medicine= they have just figured so much out these days. I was literally numb from nips to nuts for four days and didnt feel a THING there. crazy, huh? And, now, they staple you back together instead of using old school stitches, and I can already tell the scar will be way less obvious. AND, these guys cut me open, took my intestines out, removed a fifth of my colon, put it all back in and i only have a scar 4 or 5 inches long. Nuts, right? only 10 staples! Hooray for new technologies, folks.