Hard to say. If you fought him, he'd probably hit you so hard that you'd end up talking exactly like him...If you chose talking like him, at some point you'd probably feel the need to beat yourself up.
Interviewer to Drederick Tatum: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson? Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
Keep that titanic right hand strong and punishing cancer in the temple, broheem. Glad you had a smashing T-giving and I hope you continue to dominate the holiday season.
A Happy Holiday season to both of you, and hopefully I'll see you guys soon.
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pffft, i beat Tyson in middle school. They dont call me Soda Popinski for nothing...
Hard to say. If you fought him, he'd probably hit you so hard that you'd end up talking exactly like him...If you chose talking like him, at some point you'd probably feel the need to beat yourself up.
conley, how did you match up against mr. sandman?
patrick, good point.
Interviewer to Drederick Tatum: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson?
Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
As young Mike Tyson once said,
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
Keep that titanic right hand strong and punishing cancer in the temple, broheem. Glad you had a smashing T-giving and I hope you continue to dominate the holiday season.
A Happy Holiday season to both of you, and hopefully I'll see you guys soon.
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